Debt collectors are so catty
- Joanna (debt collector): I apologize for the wait. Our lines are so busy while we call other people. They never call us. this is a treat.
- Me: I just need to make a payment.
- Joanna: wow. A payment, you say. YOU want to make a payment? We haven't spoken to you since about 2010. We were unable to make contact. where in the world were you, Carmen Sandiego?
