Bruce Willis
- Me: Tom Cruise in Collateral is a terrible contract killer.
- Collin: none of this would have happened if it was Bruce Willis.
- Me: when was Bruce Willis a contract killer?
- Collin: The Whole Nine Yards and TEN! and Lucky Number Slevin.
- Me: what about Die Hard?
- Collin: besides the Die Hard franchise, he was a contract killer, a future cab driver, and a bandit.
- Me: when was he EVER a bandit?
- Collin: in BANDITS, you fool!
