March 2012
27 posts
Clean as balls
Dalton: can I have a drag?
Me: I don't know your life or what you have.
Dalton: I'm as dirty as I talk. I'm clean. I'm clean as balls.
Me: that's comforting...
February 2012
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“As the ancient Tibetan Philosophy states “Don’t start none,...”
– Jensen “The Losers”
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Debt collectors are so catty
Joanna (debt collector): I apologize for the wait. Our lines are so busy while we call other people. They never call us. this is a treat.
Me: I just need to make a payment.
Joanna: wow. A payment, you say. YOU want to make a payment? We haven't spoken to you since about 2010. We were unable to make contact. where in the world were you, Carmen Sandiego?
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I’ve decided to stop the 365 day challenge. The questions are stupid and that’s the only thing that makes it challenging.
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Tumblr 365 day challenge/ day 49
day 49: are you a lover or a fighter?
Uhh….both?
These questions are getting rather stupoid
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Tumblr 365 day challenge/ day 48
day 48: your life story in three words.
Is that even possible? What a silly challenge. My life story can’t fit into 3 words.
Tumblr 365 day challenge/ day 47
day 47: is the truth always good to hear, why or why not?
Yes, even if the truth is terrible. It’s better than being lied to.
Tumblr 365 day challenge/ day 46
day 46: what makes you smile?
God, life, and everyone in it
mrsanchezmiller asked: While i was spending a while on your page one thought was running threw my head "must follow" the only thing i didn't like was that i kept going threw your pages and it took me forever to finally press the follow button! ♥
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Tumblr 365 day challenge/ day 45
day 45: when was the last time you tried something new and what was it?
Yesterday. I went go-karting on a slick track. It was awesome
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Tumblr 365 day challenge/ day 44
day 44: when is it time to stop calculating risk and rewards, and just do what you know is right?
Always
tumblr 365 day challenge/ day 43
day 43: is it possible to lie without saying a word?
Keeping quiet is withholding, not lying. It depends on the situation though, I suppose.
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“I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me,...”
– Augusten BurroughsÂ
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tumblr 365 day challenge/ day 42
day 42: your significant other just died, what is your reaction?
shock, devastation, and depression. I would be forever incomplete
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Tumblr 365 day challenge/ day 41
day 41: write a letter to yourself stating all the things you love about yourself.
Umm….
Dear Ashley,
I have never put a lot of thought into this, but I love your newfound motivation, love for God, and love for your life. I love that you’ve finally decided to work hard for the things you want. I love that you’re trying to have a stronger connection with your family and...
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Tumblr 365 day challenge/ day 40
day 40: what are features you get complimented on a lot? Do you agree?
My eyes. I do agree. They’re the only feature I like
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Day 37: who are you?
I’m Ashley…..who are you?
day 38: what are your thoughts on your generation?
Lazy, materialistic, and selfish. My generation sucks
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Day 35: what words do you live by, and why do you like them?
There’s no point in regretting due to the fact that you can’t turn back time. I like it because it’s true.
Day 36: what do you think about your friends?
They’re the most amazing people I’ve had the pleasure of meeting.
Tumblr 365 day challenge/ day 34
Day 34: your horoscope for today and whether you think it’s accurate.
I’m not interested in my horoscope.
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